A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart.
Ed Sheeran   (via thatkindofwoman)

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i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

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tomathin:

when you accidentally bump into the president

image

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xfullcanvasx:

"fight me you bitch"

xfullcanvasx:

"fight me you bitch"

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zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

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hotdamnaustralians:

I. CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.

hotdamnaustralians:

I. CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.

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kittyboy123:

pill poppin
penis lovin
satans girl

kittyboy123:

pill poppin

penis lovin

satans girl

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f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

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